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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter
Tryge (pronounced Trig)
Loots
Pocket
Aughyst (pronounced August)
Taileigh
Lotiss
Leviathin (yes spelled like that)
Bacchus
Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

Kids I actually went to school with:

Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.)
Foreverina 
Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh
Khayrliy (Carly)
MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.)

Every last one of them was white n blonde.

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

4 7 M O N T H O L D

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

47 month old

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me.
Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique

You know, I thought growing up as a Niamh in England was bad. I now know that I was blessed, BLESSED, to be given a name that 1) I grew into and now love, and 2) wasn’t just pulled off the nearest road sign and fed through a Scrabble converter.

White Australian Bogans be like:

Jaden

Brayden

Hayden

Ayden

Grayden

Cheryl

Beryl

Mick

Bazza

Wazza

Ladasha

Trent

I know so many kids with fucking weird ass names

I’ve met a kid named Battle. Literally. His name was Battle.

Battle?????

And people have the nerve to mock transgender folks’ self-chosen names! I promise you, ours are a breath of sanity compared to this bs.

And I thought the weird high dudes named Skyler, Tyler and Kyler were weird

You: Latrina?? How did that happen

Her: We changed it when I was little

You: You changed it to Latrina?

Her: Yeah!It used to be Shithouse.

You: It’s a good change…..it’s a good change.

47 month old

My grandma was an advice nurse, and one time she got a call from a mom who named her kids lemon jello, and lime jello

……….cursed

my friend has two baby cousins, a girl and boy who have “hippy parents”. boy is named Talon. girl is named Valley-Ochre Grace. their last names make it better but i won’t add it.

what the fuck is happeniinnngggg??????

when you guys make jokes about newsie names remember this

^^^like. spot?? finch?? Elmer??? hotshot??? at least it aint fuckin LIME JELLO OR LATRINAAAAAA

my bestfriend’s twins nephews are named Cappu and Ccino. yeah CAPPUCCINO

47 months

Cappuccino….. Wow

I can’t this post is so cursed

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WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet